List Master

At Smug, we've told you time and time again hoe much we like lists. So, instead of letting you in on our daily drudgey, we've taken all the lists scattered around the office and made a master list of all the highlights of the smaller lists we have. Hoping that this highlight film of our emphemera will somehow be "interesting" or at least give you a chance to laugh at us (in that deep ugly mocking way that you super sexy are prone to) one more time this month.

• Call Dr. Logan - is that a rash?
• get sand out of underwear
• ask for Papal clemency
• think more about bananas
• robots - coming back? how far?
• movie idea: three guys and a pot bellied pig road trip
• Rubber Cement
• Nictoine patches as fashion
• Tad - still rocks
• brown lipstick - crime against nature?
• Where did we learn Jospeh Cornell was a chronic masturbator?
• art idea: web site for everything. wait...
• order motivational speaker kits
• ask Todd for 5 bucks
• ask Leslie for 5 bucks
• ask Joe for 5 bucks
• ask Jack for 5 bucks
• find Matt Sager
• remind Joe to touch up his roots
• rent "Weekend at Bernies 4" look for subtle nuances
• sign up for Film Threat Weekly
• Write a musical about post it notes
• search for lost mack