December 1998 target audience by Leslie Harpold |
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Backslash Dot Com?
I could, for a moment, forget that this rap star who provides the vocal tracks is the same guy who does the "Mickey D's" ads - that it not only sounds exactly like the McDonald's ad with only slightly different words, and looks a lot like it that I keep thinking, when I hear it that I'm hearing an ad for Hamburgers and not some weird gen-x image driven car, but that would just give me so much more to be annoyed by.
Let's take the four of these fine humans on, bearing in mind that like the Spice girls, these "characters" were selected to appeal to separate demographics, thereby saving Mazda money since they only have to make one version of the ad. We'll also take a look at their spice girl counterparts. Fortunately Ginger left the band, because the car doesn't look that roomy, even on TV.
Gina, who actually owns the car :(Posh Spice)
Charlie: (Baby Spice)
Karen: (Scary Spice)
Pamela: (Sporty Spice) Mazda has a direct miss here, not quite as offensive as "punk rock, but a car" but not quite as appealing as Joe Isuzu. Automobile advertising has been my target repeatedly in this column because as a lifestyle product with a lot of money to leak into the market of advertising, it consistently seems to miss. I propose that there just be three car ads:
That way I wouldn't have to keep pointing out that all car advertising is aimed at ridiculously insecure folks who know that any self esteem worth having comes around the corner in a 1970 hot pink Plymouth Fury. (That would be me.)
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