August 1997
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and such and such
by the SMUG staff

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Shameless Hussy

For those of you who don't read "The Net" magazine in it's print form, then you missed Leslie garnering a slot as one of the 20 sexiest people on the Internet. That's right dear readers (we've always wanted to kick it Dear Abby style like that), sexy. We tell you this because at SMUG we've always contended that no one is sexier than YOU. So we just wanted to point out that if Leslie is one of the 20 sexiest, just think how far over the top, brimming with sexy goodness you must be? We're very impressed with you. Have you lost weight?

Get Naked

In the spirit of summer time fun and our wager that the internet is a haven for those with poor interpersonal communication skills, we offer up a list of potential activities for those of you infected with a bad love jones and no idea how to say "You're groovy, please get naked." It is with you in mind especially that we present this list of new "strip" games, since strip poker is so 1978, and besides that, so few people actually know how to play poker. At least well enough to wager all their clothing on it. These games are easy enough that both of you can feel equally confident that in your endeavor to "stay dressed" you have a shot at "winning," of course, we're leaving it up to you to decide just what the rules will be for clothing removal. Here's our final tip - you'll lose ground quick if you say "every time it's your turn, you take something off, and every time it's my turn, I take something off you."

  1. Strip Candyland
  2. Strip Hungry Hungry Hippos
  3. Strip Rubik's Cube
  4. Strip SlapJack
  5. Strip Travel Bingo
  6. Strip Fly Fishing
  7. Strip Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon
  8. Strip Toss Across
  9. Strip Jarts
  10. Strip Chinese Checkers

OJ's Big Move

If OJ Simpson had any sense, he would have seized the media opp to say that he had found "the real killers" of Ron and Nicole when the body of Andrew Cunanan was discovered in Florida in July. After all, Cunanan is originally from San Diego, a mere 200 miles from Brentwood, and OJ could have made a case that the Versace-killer's "spree" of killing began a little closer to home than Minnesota. After all, since dead men tell no tales, who or what (besides the LAPD and volumes of evidence) would dare to disagree?

How Cool?

Back in January, we were flattered when SMUG got Cool Site of the Day from Infi.Net, the original cool site folks. Automatically, that made us eligible for Cool Site of the Year. Here's how it works. All the nominees, some other people and of course, the Illuminati, vote for CSoTY. Which means the SMUG staff had a vote. We got not one, but two letters asking us to swap votes, as in you vote for us in this category, and we'll vote for you in any other category. The first one we think was an email prank from an online magazine. The second one was just plain lame. We decided we'd rather lose with dignity than stuff the box.

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staff@smug.com

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in the junk drawer:

July 1997
June 1997
May 1997
April 1997
March 1997
February 1997
January 1997

featurecar
net
worth
chair
bumping
uglies
gun
smoking
jacket
barcode
ear
candy
pie
feed
hollywood
lock
target
audience
scissors
three
dollar
bill
dice
compulsionvise
posedowncheese
the
biswick
files
toothbrush
mystery
date
wheelbarrow
and such
and such
hat
blabfan
kissing
booth
martini






     
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